CarpetCrawler

There is corned beef in the fridge and it's calling for my name, but I will wake everyone up if I go in there. This apartment sucks.

OMFG, ROBIN WILLIAMS IS IN THIS EPISODE. <3333 #Louie

Agreed. RT @MagicBulletGirl: *psst* @ickaimp @gabapple tumble moar :V

Can I just say that @MagicBulletGirl is my favorite person ever? Because she is awesome.

This has to be the most un-informed group of article commenters I have ever seen. http://t.co/eitHWzZl #HolySHIT

Can I just say that, holy shit, Michelle Obama was flawless in every single way tonight? #AdorbsDressAsWell

Also debuting on this date 40 years ago: "The Joker's Wild" and "Gambit"

I'm watching Crash http://t.co/FVLUzBty #GetGlueHD #Crash

;_________________; RT @MagicBulletGirl: TUMBLR IS DOWN ;____________________;

Hey, shock humor comedians, pretty sure we've stretched shock humor as much as we possibly can and you're no longer edgy. Find new material.

Oh god I'm so tired, is it bad that I'm looking forward to that middle one the most?

~For a lonely soul, you're having such a nice time~

My co-worker is in here and is really creeping me out.

Super Monkey Ball was awesome before they added a billion things and overly-complicated it.

Oh cool, wide awake on a night where I have to work early tomorrow, where have I heard of that before?

LMFAO OMG <33333 RT @excuseyou77: "I will protect the sanctity of marriage." Go suck a fuck.

No. RT @gabapple: Oh yeah! It's Hakuba's birthday today. <3 YAY

Wish me luck.

Finally opened and started playing New Super Mario Bros. 2, pretty sure I made more than one in-human noise and haven't even started level 1

Worried for a moment there because I misunderstood what "CC" meant RT @KevinTRod: trying to get a CC buycott started: http://t.co/e9VsMtf7

If you don't like The B-52's, I don't know how we can be friends.

Class is nice and all today, but I certainly wouldn't mind coming home. ;______;

"So @gabapple, what are your birthday plans?" Umm... I'm gonna go do my laundry!!" #SheIsSerious #ThisIsWhyWeAdoreYou #HappyBirthday

Happy Anniversary to Super Mario Kart, which was released on this day 20 years ago in North America. Wow. I feel old.

"Sophia is farting uncontollable. She has to have emergency surgery." http://t.co/u74Nv90W Dead. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.