That's the truth. Hard truth. The lie is #1.
#1) A friend of mine has a father who's a Colonel.
#2) I went to an anime convention as Shiho.
#3) I use latex masks for my disguises.
#2.
It's #3.
#1) I'm currently trying to repair my broken relationship
#2) My friends shoplifted a store once.
#3) I have family everywhere, like Canada, Australia, and Russia.