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Especially not Moe women, such as yourself.

Oh no, it is MUCH worse than that. It mean you are chronically shy. It means you are a shoe into insanity. Means you are cursed with bad luck. Means you are a failure, loser, creep, no woman will get close to you, etc. It's practically only men who are love-shy. Not women.

Oh, I could technically know him. If we decided to meet at a coffee shop. We live in Chicago.

Oh, if I knew Mo-hoho-hoho-hoho in real life, him and I would be in jail right now.

My counselor, and a book on love-shyness I read. Made by Dr. Brian G. Gilmartin.

You? Love-shy? Hahaha. Women almost never are love-shy. As likely as winning the lottery.

No, I'll die and I will never get anywhere. I'm love-shy. Love-shy's don't get happy endings.

Yeah, I mean my college. And why do you ask?

Yes, I supposed it IS my crush. I am a man of science, the string theory says that Dawn is real in another universe. My goal is to get to her.

It's fine, I can write. This place sucks anyway.

Yes, yes I do. I am in school right now messaging from my phone.

But I'd get eaten by Dawn. What more can a Guy ask for?

Ah, non? Pourquoi? Just kidding. Okay. How's school?

That was Moe though. I love feminine women. The blue hair was cute too. May was good, but in my opinion, Dawn takes the cake. I love cake. I wish I was a cake.

Wow, hei ada, apa yang kamu lakukan?

Is that right?

I think once you reach 666 friends, you should stop adding any more people. I'd like it like that, wouldn't you? At least it'd be funny. I think. Hell o I wouldn't want to have that many "friends". Do you talk to all 630?

Yeah, I read his comment. When do you graduate?

That's great, what will you be writing? What kind of literature?

Which one? I used to play it a ton, but then my DS broke and got too lazy to get a new one, when I had enough money, I got a PSP instead. I liked Diamond since it had Dawn in it. I <3 Dawn.

Eh, trying to entertain you with questions. Women like to talk about themselves, tell me about yourself. Who do you want to become?

What about the rest? You don't have any interesting classes? You don't like any teacher? What would be an interesting day for you that you have, or at least fun?

What kind of classes do you have? Are your teachers insane, are your friends stupid, clowns, serious, etc.

How do I know what's old? Tell me about your usual "boring" day.

Eh, who cares. How was school?