Savior

My IP address? You mean my computer's IP address?

WHAT? NOOOOOO, you live in Chicago. There is no way you can make a mistake like that. Now, join me for tea at a tea shop, near a window. There you will meet God.

Muhaha! That means I CAN actually snipe you. HEHEHE. I'll just borrow a sniper rifle from one of my comrades, and bingo. I shoot you from a roof, run away, and i'll never be caught. What evidence would they have against me?

For how long? Or you actually live here?

WAIT A MINUTE. You're in Chicago??????

Yes. I know she is 16, yet she insists she might be twelve. Look up the commandments online. There might be different ones but the most important are the ones related to loli. I am Savior because I want to protect them. AND I want to rid the world of evil beings. So we live in peace, AMEN!

Commandment number one. Thou shalt not harm a loli. Princess moe says she is twelve. Then she is loli.

Hehehe. It's impossible. moe flows trough your veins. Why would you say you are not moe?

Oh, you're modest. EXTRA MOE <3

Again? I never stopped! Her spirit burns strong with Moe in this young lady.

Oh, PRINCESS MOE <3

Bad-ass profile picture.

What time Saturday?

Oh, various reasons. I'm fine too I suppose, well, as far as relativity goes. To the public, I am not fine. Not fine in the head. Anyway, happy it's friday?

Or, you can call her Princess moe. Pyre, IU, etc, all sound stupid.

Hi, yes I suppose you were tired. You live in the USA after all. It was two A.M. I guess you aren't nocturnal like me.

Nah, who cares about me. How is school? The boys treating you well?

Because everyone is embarrassed to be around me. Or shame.

Embarrassed?

Hmm, how does that make you feel?

Because I try to be as kind as I can to little girls, the are the makers of moe. When they are older, they can take a joke, so I will just act a little black, in other words, stupid.

If you insist, I guess if you were, i'd treat you different;y, more kindly.

If you were twelve, hmm, not possible.

Yes, I know that you are 16. Hehe. 16. You are bad-ass.

Oh, the fact that you are making a big deal is evidence. You are trying to figure out where you made a mistake. Hehehe. I'm smarter than that.