Dear Random UNPOPULAR Chick From Middle School,
My sister may not be the best person in the world, but she's a damn good candidate. Oh, and she's been going to the school longer than you, has more friends, gets better grades, has connections with multiple teachers, AND NEVER FLUNKED. Unlike you, who's flunked twice.
So, uh, stop hatin'.
Signed,
The Older Sister