NOOOO!!! DON'T DIE! IF YOU DO, WHO'LL BE MY INSANE PARTNER IN CRIME?????? NOOOOO!!!
me: Hey paramedics!! Save my friend NOW!
para: But he ate a glass!
me: I don't care! I want him alive and kicking! He still has twenty more glasses to eat!
XPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ~trolololol~