Oh...invincible to explosions and guns? How about the satellite that I pointed at the hill? FIRE! (Yes, I mentioned this in binary)
It blasts the hill, you, the tiger, and the continent on which the hill resides on. All are blasted to bits.
I, who resided on another continent, made another hill, much grander and larger. I claim it! My hill! MY HILL!
I am the KING of the hill!