tengaku squared

Of course, if one is great at launching mental attacks, they will excel in blocking them as well.

No, I don't use that skill often. I usually use it to set some justice.

My mental attacks are brutally effective. If I get in your head, the only thing you could do is slowly rot.

Of course, a kick to the crotch handles short encounters. Also, Pontoon is miraclously (sadly) immune to my mental attacks.

Instead of physical destruction, I specialize in mental destruction, where the victim slowly loses their self-esteem until they feel absolutely worthless and powerless. It's a secret art.

Actually, they are both of my own creations. I have about 89 home-made quotes that I will post gradually.

Do you like the two quotes in my status?

Well, I like pin-pointing weak spots in fights, cause I'm physically weak. Pontoon fights with pure strength. That's one of the few things I envy: his strength.

You try hitting any part of Pontoon's head and only your hand bleeds. Stomach, I agree. Knee...I prefer lower calf.

Why do you like Hikari/Dawn?

Asians have notoriously hard heads. Strangly, we expertise in football.

I took the status down cause it wasn't April Fool's quite yet. Couldn't help it.

Today was bad. I got into fight with Pontoon (older brother) and now he won't talk to me.

And that thing was something Pontoon liked.

When I fight, I fight dirty. I aim for weak spots. #1: The crotch.

Why was I mad? Ah...I broke something.

Wow, lots of things are happening. We're role-playing now?

Um..........maybe Shikamaru, I guess.

Colorado weather is crazy and unpredictable. Hit Pontoon (older bro) in the crotch today cause I was mad.

What are you doing today? Did you see my comment on your status?

Yo, Maurice! How's it going?

BTW, PM me about those things instead of placing them on my profile.

Oh, sorry. You see, my computer's acting strange and its currently at a technician's store. I'm browsing this forum with a cell phone!

So, anyway, as soon as my computer gets fixed I'll get to work on that. Sorry.

And yeah, you can start posting other stories.

Hey! Do you like the new forum format? I know I do!

I'm good, too!