Dear Anonymous,
...I don't appreciate how you somehow manage to turn off my alarm clock when I'm sleeping and leave me clueless to why I overslept.
Signed, Yourself
I was going to say "Horrible because I forgot something" when my teacher replied to my message and said our class wasn't assigned it. :V So I'm good.
@Mark: <3 What exactly did you do in college that made you brain-dead?
Dear Anonymous,
Great bribery. Really. Telling us that if we participate we'll get Friday off. FYI, you already scheduled for us to have Friday off. How ironic.
Signed, Anonymous