Dear Anonymous,
Look. I'm annoyed. No, to tell the truth I'm pissed off. This is the closest I've gotten to angry for...as long as I can remember. I hate it. I absolutely hate it. If I could, I'd stop feeling this way and take it in stride as I have every single comment that you've made. But for some reason, you've crossed the line. I don't like the feeling that every time you make another one of your snide comments I feel angry. Yes, we're friends. I find it ironic that the number of times you've thought I've been angry and I haven't and this one time when I am, you are oblivious.
But enough of that. You struck a nerve and instead of taking a hint, you continued to do it. I think that's the fact that annoys me the most. Once, I can stand. Twice, maybe. But one time after another? Sure, it may sound funny, but you know what? It annoys me to no end. I don't know why. Right now, I honestly don't care why. It simply does.
To think out of all people who would be like this to me, it would be you. But then, I should've expected that, shouldn't I? I know your personality. Maybe I'm still naive like I've always been. Maybe I'm too much of an optimist. I'd rather be that then the pessimist you are.
Signed, Anonymous