Kid the Phantom Thief

:V <-- That face? Why should I stop using it?

V:

Oh, alright. *gives chocolate ICECREAM* :V

*Bomb blows up* Too late, you're dead too!

I know that. :V

Of course. Why wouldn't I be?

I'm jealous. D:

Here, chocolate! *gives chocolate* Are we good now?

*Doesn't wear a coat*

Cute? I'm not cute. >:V

But there's other cool places I'd rather see, than Japan!

When does school start, then?

*DEAD*

:V

No! I! Can't!

:V

Maybe. :V But who says I wanna go to Japan? I might wanna go somewhere else, instead. :V

Uhmm, you still have vacation, right??

*Deaadd...*

That's because you don't know everything. Like me.

No, I can't.

V: What about we do something else? :V

*Dead*

I know everything.

Because I'm a guy, not a girl, thus I can't be a queen. :V

It just is. :V I can't. No money. Need money.

Denmark's boring. D:

*Can't breathe* ... *dies*

But-! You DO taste like chicken! D:

MABEELLLLLL!!! Of course you taste like chicken!

You posted it in the weekend.