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And then "Careless Whisper" starts to play when Sato and Naeko walk in.

GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM.

Now I'm thinking of Takagi finding secret fanfiction written by Chiba featuring the two of them as a pairing.

"... Chiba, what is this?"

"... it's exactly what it looks like"

I dunno I could definitely picture Chiba writing x-rated Yaiba fanfiction but I dunno about Takagi

Question #1: A lot

Question #2: I dunno. Do I write fanfiction?

Something that Naeko will be gasping for once I'm through with h--oh you were joking.

Naeko is more than welcome to be the bread on which I spread my mayonnaise, if you know what I mean. And if you don't, I mean sex.

IF SEXING FOOD IS WRONG I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT

~I COULDN'T IF I TRIED~

~OOOOHHH OOOHHH, NOBODY KNOWWWWSSSSS ITTTTTT~

~I WON'T GO BREAKING YOUR HEART~

~DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART~

I'm Elton John and you're Kiki Dee now?

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an Eisuke today

FUCKING MARIACHI BANDS MAN

WHAT IS JAPAN DOING IN MARIACHI BANDS

Eisuke stole them from a nearby mariachi band so he started it.

I know. TakagixMaracas

MAKE ME SHUT UP

Oh, when did this mayonnaise get into my sandwich...

Takagi is more like Abed from Community.

I agree.

Takagi, SUIT UP

EisukexGayCoupleInKaraokeBar is my OT3

at first I read that as "toilet"

then I saw what it really said and now I'm really disappointed that it wasn't actually "toilet".

:< *wanders off*

;D