No. It's good. Look below.
Did you know that Pontoon and I are launching a full-scale attack on the Boys VS. Girls game? (and that I am distracting you)
Here is a full 5-step instruction on how to ruin salad.
Chop up vegetables
Throw chopped vegetables in refrigerator.
Set refrigerator on fire.
Wait until refrigerator and contents burn down to ground.
Run from your house which is on fire.
Meatloaf.