Savior

no no, I trust that you told me the truth. You were not flirting. I am convinced now.

Okay, of course, ....And i'll try to say it in the most sensitive way I can.

Sounds like I said something stupid again. I don't really lie. I always hated lying. I tell the truth as often as I can. If I don't, I may just be telling a joke, but if you ask me if I am lying or not, i'll tell the truth. When I said that I don't know how to talk to women, or understand emotion, I meant it. Now what was it that I said wrong?

Only to those I like. I do have an understanding that some women are scum too. Like whore, or prostitutes. Disgusting.

Act how?

Exactly, the only people I like are women. I hate men who annoy them, who act like jack-asses. Those days I acted like a jack ass, therefore I must relinquish something of value to me.

No no. I will never forget how i've hurt you. I will punish myself.

Well I apologize. I said it to make you a little mad. I did not think you were going to take it too seriously. I guess I did act like the guy who ruins a good date. I hate those guys. That's why I hate myself. Yep. Kill me.

It seems that a whole lot of people dislike me. It's because I'm a guy. I'll tell you a secret. I wanted to be a girl, not a guy. But woah, don't take that as a sight that I want to change genders, hell no. Just a love-shy thing.

Was that all you were mad at me for?

If you insist. I'll take it back, you were NOT flirting. Just being very friendly.

HAAHAHAHAHAAA. Not flirting. I may not be in synchronization with today's "groove", but I think I understand flirting.

I see you are mad because of my jokes too. I was kidding alright? Just ask my dear brother friend. You and him were flirting, so I told him i'd yank your chain.

Hmm, some of it had to do with me revealing the fact that you like my friend? That I was teasing?

WHATEVER I WANT? HmmHmmmuhuhohahahahahahaa! You don't want that. Then i'd have to call you something perverted to mess with you.

Ah, Miss Holmes then. That is what I shall call you. Unless you object.

Greek. In banning. And question?

Well then tell me where to look.

Oh? And what was that?

Women are great! Angels, all of them. I guess you can say I am the type of guy who could easily be influence by a gal. Like I said, men are fools. And so am I.

Not idiotic. Just upset.

Men are greedy, selfish creatures. Stupid and full of pride. Damn fools too. Humf, humans.

Absolutely not. That would be impolite of me. You were just upset over some lowlife guy queer or something. I really couldn't read what you wrote without spacing.

Nah nah. Guys are all bad. They're all the same.