Teka, bago pala ako umalis...
Sinulat ko to dati noong baguhan pa lang ako dito. Nabasa na to ni KKLT, Rose, P-charm, at siyempre ni MM. Wala lang, trip ko lang na i-post.
(Master, wag kang magalit sa akin)
Setting: Somewhere. KKLT and P-Charm are strolling down the street when suddenly MM appears and throws a smoke bomb at them.
P-Charm: *cough cough*
KKLT: *cough cough*
MM: HAHAHA!!!
KKLT: I’ll get you for this, Nem!
MM: *kicks KKLT*
KKLT: [tries to kick back but she ends up kicking a dummy] Where did he go?
P-Charm: He disappeared!
[enter Nobody]
Nobody: WHERE’S THAT EVIL MASTER M?!!
P-Charm: What did HE do to you?
Nobody: Oh nothing. [holds up bag of fish] I just need someone to throw these at.
[P-Charm and KKLT sweatdrop]
KKLT: We were just about to beat him up! Want to join us?
Nobody: Of course! Where is he?
P-Charm: Um, he vanished. We’ll have to find him first.
[They search for MM. Finally they find him at a park.]
KKLT: Now’s our chance, girls! Let’s give it to him!
P-Charm: Shh. Quiet, he might hear us.
Nobody: *evil smirk* [takes bangus from plastic bag, throws it at MM’s face]
MM: *scans the area* WHO DID THIS TO ME?!!
P-Charm: Nobody did.
KKLT: Yeah, nobody did.
MM: *pouts* I demand to know the culprit’s identity.
P-Charm: Before that…
KKLT: GET HIM!!!
[They fight, throwing kicks and punches. Two against one. MM is winning. Then Nobody throws a banana peel from behind. MM slides.]
KKLT: Yay for you, No-chan!
MM: [growls] A.T.E…
P-Charm: Light-kun is angry.
KKLT: So what? That makes things even more exciting! ATTACK!!!
MM: Wait first! I need 2 pieces of chicken with extra rice!
[Nobody throws a live chicken at him. It lays an egg on his head.]
[KKLT and P-Charm laugh. MM throws smoke bombs and disappears again]
Nobody: Where did he go?
[MM reappears with a pellet gun and a water gun. Nobody runs away.]
[KKLT and P-Charm run away. MM chases them. Finally P-Charm spots an umbrella. Together, she and KKLT knock the toy guns away from MM. MM throws smoke bombs again.]
P-Charm: We can’t defeat him with all this smoke!
MM: Hehe! You’ll NEVER defeat me! [He runs away and jumps over a fence] What the—AAACK!!! CROCODILES!!!
P-Charm: He climbed into a crocodile pen.
KKLT: Are we in a zoo? Oh well, let the crocs take care of him.
[MM manages to escape the jaws of the hungry crocodiles. KKLT and P-Charm chase him all the way to the sea]
MM: Haha! You can never catch me! You can’t swim!
KKLT: I’m going in after him!
P-Charm: Wait, KKLT. *points to water* There’s a---
MM: SHARK!!!!!!!!
[MM swims to shore as fast as he can. Furious, he chases after KKLT and P-Charm, who run away screaming]
MM: I’ll get you for this, Nem! And you too, Faye!
P-Charm: What should we do?
KKLT: We’ll split up. You turn left and I’ll go the other way.
P-Charm: Okay!
MM: Where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are! I’ll find you anyway. [He enters an old warehouse. Inside, the stench is unbearable. A stack of tilapia rotting with flies is piled to the ceiling] Is this a dump site or what? [He steps outside. A flying fish slams into his face. He leaps backward and the fish falls to the ground. Suddenly, twenty fish fall on him] IT’S RAINING FISH!!! [Lots of flies swarm around him. He swats blindly in all directions. MM looks up and sees a bag of fish suspended above him. KKLT and P-Charm are operating a crane]
KKLT: Yes! Another point for the girls’ team!
[MM runs toward a junk shop. He grabs a chunk of scrap metal and throws it at them. Nobody returns and pelts him with crushed softdrinks cans. MM throws more junk at her. Finally, Nobody throws a live goldfish at him. It leaps into his t-shirt and tickles him. KKLT and P-Charm arrive just in time and resume kicking him. Nobody sneaks up from behind and puts a tilapia down the back of his shirt. His body is shaking now]
Nobody: Master M can dance!!!
[MM picks up some broken dishes and throws them at the girls. One of them whizzes past KKLT’s head]
P-Charm: Aaah! Flying saucer attack!
[At that moment, the firemen arrive]
Firemen: Where’s the fire?
Nobody: There isn’t any. I just called you because we need this…[she grabs the hose. KKLT and P-Charm assist her. They aim it at MM and hit him at full blast]
KKLT: Surrender, Nem! This is the end!!!
MM: I will NEVER give up! [He evades the hose and sprays sleeping gas at them and runs away. They feel slightly dizzy, but continue to search for him. Several dummies pop up out of nowhere]
KKLT: Where is he?
P-Charm: I’ll search over here and you search over there.
[MM grins from his hiding place. They enter several abandoned buildings Suddenly Nobody trips on a rope and a net falls on them]
P-Charm: It’s a trap! [They squirm and struggle to escape, but they cannot]
MM: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I win this time!
Nobody: NOOOOOO!!!
[MM ties their hands behind their backs and drags them to a nearby river. It is murky black and full of garbage.]
MM: Who wants to be the first one to go swimming? Ah, I’ll begin with Ate. [He unties the rope, grabs her by the arm and pushes her in. Nobody struggles to swim, but sinks beneath the surface.]
P-Charm: No!
KKLT: Nem! You killed No-chan!
MM: You’re next, Nem!
P-Charm: Light-kun is evil!
MM: I am, Faye, I am!
[MM drags them to a nearby cliff. They look at each other helplessly. P-Charm produces a sharp blade which she found in the dumpsite and cuts through her ropes. Next, she secretly passes it to KKLT. Fortunately, MM doesn’t notice this]
MM: Here we are. Bye-bye, Nem! [He throws them to the ground, then stoops to pull their hair. KKLT and P-Charm exchange signals give him a hard kick in the stomach. They kick and punch him until he reaches the edge of the cliff.]
KKLT: This is the end! Say goodbye to this world, Nem!
[KKLT and P-Charm give him one BIG kick. MM tries to evade this but slips on a dead bangus and falls into the ravine]
P-Charm: I think he’s gone now. We did it!
KKLT: Bye-bye Nemesis!
[Nobody walks up behind them.]
Nobody: *pants for breath*Whew! I’m lucky to be alive! Thankfully, I managed to grab hold of the water lilies floating around. Did I miss out on anything?
P-Charm: Yes you did. Light-kun just fell off the cliff.
Nobody: Oh, so Master M is finally gone?
KKLT: SUCCESS! WE DID IT!!!
Voice from behind them: NO.YOU.DID.NOT.
Everyone: *Gasp* MM IS ALIVE!!!
MM: Thanks to my hang-glider! I’m a Survivor!
P-Charm: *sweatdrops* He’s still alive. As the saying goes, Weeds don’t die easily..
KKLT: *sweatdrops* We’ll just have to beat him up next time. I’m tired.
Nobody: Me too.
MM: [flies away] I SHALL RETURN!!!