Amaranth

Dear Anonymous, I just realized that 100% of your grade for the projects in both subjects was practically because of me. Signed, Me Dear Dear,

Dear Anonymous, I've done everything for you. I've spent sleepless nights because of you. And yet, you just won't talk to me. Don't you realize this sacrifice I'm making for you? Okay, never mind; you probably have a lot on your mind now. Signed, Me ___ Dear BK, Signed,

Dear Anonymous BK, <3 I do trust you though. Love, Someone

Dear Dear, I don't think so. :V Signed, <--this

Dear Anonymous, When are you coming back? You forgot to tell me. :cry: You changed a lot in the last month. Are you still you? Or is it me who changed? I want to say I miss you so much, but that would be too selfish of me. So enjoy. Wherever you are now. I'll be here sitting lonely in the silence. Yours truly, Never-mind-you've-probably-forgotten-me-you-didn't-even-reply-to-my-email

O_O Ngano man?

Well I really AM clumsy. You're correct.

Dear Anonymous BK, I'm feeling depressed now. What I plan to do seems like impossible, but I have to do it to preserve my sanity. I'll miss you. Love, Nobody

Wag kang magpakamatay, Dear. Kung mawawala ka, wala na akong dahilan upang bumalik pa dito. <3

Dear Anonymous, If you only knew why I'm anonymous right now... Yours Truly, Amaranth Dear Twin, <3 Twin! Signed, Twin

Dear BK, You're anonymous today. XD --signed, Nobody

Dear Anonymous, I miss you and I miss me. Yours truly, Nobody Important

Cheese-kun is amazing.

Teka, bago pala ako umalis... Sinulat ko to dati noong baguhan pa lang ako dito. Nabasa na to ni KKLT, Rose, P-charm, at siyempre ni MM. Wala lang, trip ko lang na i-post. (Master, wag kang magalit sa akin) Setting: Somewhere. KKLT and P-Charm are strolling down the street when suddenly MM appears and throws a smoke bomb at them. P-Charm: *cough cough* KKLT: *cough cough* MM: HAHAHA!!! KKLT: I’ll get you for this, Nem! MM: *kicks KKLT* KKLT: [tries to kick back but she ends up kicking a dummy] Where did he go? P-Charm: He disappeared! [enter Nobody] Nobody: WHERE’S THAT EVIL MASTER M?!! P-Charm: What did HE do to you? Nobody: Oh nothing. [holds up bag of fish] I just need someone to throw these at. [P-Charm and KKLT sweatdrop] KKLT: We were just about to beat him up! Want to join us? Nobody: Of course! Where is he? P-Charm: Um, he vanished. We’ll have to find him first. [They search for MM. Finally they find him at a park.] KKLT: Now’s our chance, girls! Let’s give it to him! P-Charm: Shh. Quiet, he might hear us. Nobody: *evil smirk* [takes bangus from plastic bag, throws it at MM’s face] MM: *scans the area* WHO DID THIS TO ME?!! P-Charm: Nobody did. KKLT: Yeah, nobody did. MM: *pouts* I demand to know the culprit’s identity. P-Charm: Before that… KKLT: GET HIM!!! [They fight, throwing kicks and punches. Two against one. MM is winning. Then Nobody throws a banana peel from behind. MM slides.] KKLT: Yay for you, No-chan! MM: [growls] A.T.E… P-Charm: Light-kun is angry. KKLT: So what? That makes things even more exciting! ATTACK!!! MM: Wait first! I need 2 pieces of chicken with extra rice! [Nobody throws a live chicken at him. It lays an egg on his head.] [KKLT and P-Charm laugh. MM throws smoke bombs and disappears again] Nobody: Where did he go? [MM reappears with a pellet gun and a water gun. Nobody runs away.] [KKLT and P-Charm run away. MM chases them. Finally P-Charm spots an umbrella. Together, she and KKLT knock the toy guns away from MM. MM throws smoke bombs again.] P-Charm: We can’t defeat him with all this smoke! MM: Hehe! You’ll NEVER defeat me! [He runs away and jumps over a fence] What the—AAACK!!! CROCODILES!!! P-Charm: He climbed into a crocodile pen. KKLT: Are we in a zoo? Oh well, let the crocs take care of him. [MM manages to escape the jaws of the hungry crocodiles. KKLT and P-Charm chase him all the way to the sea] MM: Haha! You can never catch me! You can’t swim! KKLT: I’m going in after him! P-Charm: Wait, KKLT. *points to water* There’s a--- MM: SHARK!!!!!!!! [MM swims to shore as fast as he can. Furious, he chases after KKLT and P-Charm, who run away screaming] MM: I’ll get you for this, Nem! And you too, Faye! P-Charm: What should we do? KKLT: We’ll split up. You turn left and I’ll go the other way. P-Charm: Okay! MM: Where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are! I’ll find you anyway. [He enters an old warehouse. Inside, the stench is unbearable. A stack of tilapia rotting with flies is piled to the ceiling] Is this a dump site or what? [He steps outside. A flying fish slams into his face. He leaps backward and the fish falls to the ground. Suddenly, twenty fish fall on him] IT’S RAINING FISH!!! [Lots of flies swarm around him. He swats blindly in all directions. MM looks up and sees a bag of fish suspended above him. KKLT and P-Charm are operating a crane] KKLT: Yes! Another point for the girls’ team! [MM runs toward a junk shop. He grabs a chunk of scrap metal and throws it at them. Nobody returns and pelts him with crushed softdrinks cans. MM throws more junk at her. Finally, Nobody throws a live goldfish at him. It leaps into his t-shirt and tickles him. KKLT and P-Charm arrive just in time and resume kicking him. Nobody sneaks up from behind and puts a tilapia down the back of his shirt. His body is shaking now] Nobody: Master M can dance!!! [MM picks up some broken dishes and throws them at the girls. One of them whizzes past KKLT’s head] P-Charm: Aaah! Flying saucer attack! [At that moment, the firemen arrive] Firemen: Where’s the fire? Nobody: There isn’t any. I just called you because we need this…[she grabs the hose. KKLT and P-Charm assist her. They aim it at MM and hit him at full blast] KKLT: Surrender, Nem! This is the end!!! MM: I will NEVER give up! [He evades the hose and sprays sleeping gas at them and runs away. They feel slightly dizzy, but continue to search for him. Several dummies pop up out of nowhere] KKLT: Where is he? P-Charm: I’ll search over here and you search over there. [MM grins from his hiding place. They enter several abandoned buildings Suddenly Nobody trips on a rope and a net falls on them] P-Charm: It’s a trap! [They squirm and struggle to escape, but they cannot] MM: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I win this time! Nobody: NOOOOOO!!! [MM ties their hands behind their backs and drags them to a nearby river. It is murky black and full of garbage.] MM: Who wants to be the first one to go swimming? Ah, I’ll begin with Ate. [He unties the rope, grabs her by the arm and pushes her in. Nobody struggles to swim, but sinks beneath the surface.] P-Charm: No! KKLT: Nem! You killed No-chan! MM: You’re next, Nem! P-Charm: Light-kun is evil! MM: I am, Faye, I am! [MM drags them to a nearby cliff. They look at each other helplessly. P-Charm produces a sharp blade which she found in the dumpsite and cuts through her ropes. Next, she secretly passes it to KKLT. Fortunately, MM doesn’t notice this] MM: Here we are. Bye-bye, Nem! [He throws them to the ground, then stoops to pull their hair. KKLT and P-Charm exchange signals give him a hard kick in the stomach. They kick and punch him until he reaches the edge of the cliff.] KKLT: This is the end! Say goodbye to this world, Nem! [KKLT and P-Charm give him one BIG kick. MM tries to evade this but slips on a dead bangus and falls into the ravine] P-Charm: I think he’s gone now. We did it! KKLT: Bye-bye Nemesis! [Nobody walks up behind them.] Nobody: *pants for breath*Whew! I’m lucky to be alive! Thankfully, I managed to grab hold of the water lilies floating around. Did I miss out on anything? P-Charm: Yes you did. Light-kun just fell off the cliff. Nobody: Oh, so Master M is finally gone? KKLT: SUCCESS! WE DID IT!!! Voice from behind them: NO.YOU.DID.NOT. Everyone: *Gasp* MM IS ALIVE!!! MM: Thanks to my hang-glider! I’m a Survivor! P-Charm: *sweatdrops* He’s still alive. As the saying goes, Weeds don’t die easily.. KKLT: *sweatdrops* We’ll just have to beat him up next time. I’m tired. Nobody: Me too. MM: [flies away] I SHALL RETURN!!!

Salamat na lang, Dear. ^^ P.S.--Siguro aalis na lang ako ng isang linggo tapos babalik sa b-day ko. Kelangan ko ng panahong makapag-isip. Kita-kits na lang. Tsaka wag mo na lang ipaalam sa iba. XD --I need a life--

Kaya nga gusto kong umalis; ayaw ko nang maging pabigat sa inyo.