Hmm...this game looks like fun!
The rules: Find a creative way to kill the person who posted above you with the object they posted at the end.
But wait, what do you mean, the object they posted at the end?
Well, you see, after you kill the person above you, you post an object at the end of your post so the next person can kill you with said weapon.
If you do not post an object or kill the person above you, I will strike you down with magical lightning...or something along those lines.
NO DOUBLE POSTING.
ONLY KILL THE PERSON ABOVE YOU. NO ONE ELSE.
DO NOT DISPUTE THE WAY SOMEONE KILLS. YOU MAY NOTE SOMETHING, BUT NO DISPUTE, ARGUMENT, ETC.
Infringement of these rules allows the next person to kill you in the way they choose.
So, anyway, an example post:
(This assumes the person above you said octopus)
Get the point? Let's begin!
Start!
Since there's no one above me, I'll just post an object.
A computer.