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Poem title: Incredibly tongue twister Author: Sato/tzswei Fandom: Detective Conan Characters: Kogoro Word association: banana Summary: Kogoro seriously wish he knows where he goes! I saw the banana peel. oh yucky. That is something if I managed to avoid to see it's the biggest mistake that stink. I either fall to smelly floor. Urgh. I will stop harping now as it's happening again. Gross. A sock smell dung of cow whattheintheblazeofworld, in pain eh-urgh-eh-urgh-eh-urgh, suffocated. I lost sense of smell! I couldn't breathe fries! Poem title: Goro's story Author: Artistic poet/tzswei (tzswei is my fanfiction username) Fandom: Detective Conan Characters: Goro Word association: Typical Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama. Hello everyone, I'm Goro, I adore Eri un-like a guy I once stay with I think it's Kogoro Great. Name sound a-like, I smell a pie- wait! It smell delicious, why his name isn't pie. I think Kogoro is one of type can steal anywhere from candy of bowl even lick it, I guess much (may not happen) he eat meal does he make a sound? I have no comment to pick on topic, as Kogoro is typical guy I've met. I don't know him much, but I like Eri. If he plan to be with her, I've no comment. If it happen, I hope he treat me nicely. When it does and if he hates me, I'll scratch defend since Eri don't mind if I'm found being picked. If she agree, I'll scratch his sofa into smithereens. If she agree, I'll wrap in towel for him to scream in fur. Since it's war, I'll yowl on his bed for alarm of morning fright. If this didn't happen, I'll lick his face as it scare him little, were this enough for him to accept? Oh, Eri, mistress... let me stay with Ran as she is so like you.

*applause* Absolutely beautiful, Kyuu! I didn't really want to insult him directly, but I agree with every word you said. He didn't prove a thing and only served to make me look at religion in an even worse light than I already do. Before my iPod crashes on me (which it's done three times on three different websites in the past five minutes), let me say this once again to people who believe homosexual marriage should be banned because their religion says 'No.' (note, this does not refer to you UNLESS you think that gay marriage should be illegal because of your religion. Not supporting it but don't really care does not count.) Since the naysayers are mainly Christian, let's get one thing straight. A lot of you quote the Bible at me when saying why homosexuality is a sin. I want you to know that quoting your Bible to prove a point is like me pointing to my research paper and saying that I'm going to use my research paper to prove my research paper. I want you to know that your religion isn't the only out there. I want you to know that just because you feel it's a sin means that others do, and it doesn't mean you're necessarily right. It doesn't mean you can tell other people they're going to hell for a choice they didn't make. That's just ignorant. Even if you are right... well, I'm reserving that one-way ticket to hell before all the good seats are taken. Because I'd rather go to a devil who doesn't mind what race, gender, sexuality he receives to a god who's nitpicking to the extent that he'll kick people out just for not obeying every single word he says.