Wow, haha, that's a GOOD one, CarpetCrawler! Nice joke~ *adding a point to the post*
Okay, I'll post a joke that I read somewhere :
Husband and wife had an argument for some reason, they ended up not talking to each other. One day, the husband wants his wife to wake him up at 10 o'clock, but since he was not talking to her he wrote her a note to wake him up, it said, "Wake me up at 10:00."
He slept and by the time passes he woke up to find it was already late (pass ten). Next to him he finds a note... saying... "Wake up! It's ten o'clock already!"