Yo dawg... (Insert silly wish here)

[Maltavite]

Based on Yo Dawg meme on internet, I'll make this as a forum game.

 

There's several example of this:

 

Standard: {yo,sup} dawg, I herd you like X, so I put an X in your Y so you can VERB while you VERB
Repetitive: {yo,sup} dawg, I herd you like X, so I put an X in your X so you can X while you X
Abstract: {yo,sup} dawg, I herd you like X, so I put an Y in your Z so you can VERB while you VERB

 

I'll start!

 

Yo, dawg. I heard you like Call of Duty, so I put a sniper in your sniper so you can quickscope while you quickscope