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    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

    Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."

    Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."

    Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"

    Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might just also be life."

    And Holmes said: "Watson, you dolt, somebody's stolen our tent!"

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    A man goes into a pub ten stories up. He sits down at the bar next to a second man. The second man leans over and whispers "Get the same as what I'm having."

    "Why?" says the first man.

    "Because if you drink it you'll be able to fly," says the second man.

    "That's impossible."

    The second man chugs his drink, flies out the window and round the building and sits back down.

    "Wow!" the first guy says, orders the same drink as the second man, chugs it, jumps out the window and goes splat.

    The barman shakes his head at the second man and says "You can be really mean when you're drunk, Superman."

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    I don't like monkeys... (so I dislike all Poke-monkey lines. :P) I want an Espeon so badly... TT-TT LG/FR, why you no have internal clock? RSE, WHY YOU NO HAVE EEVEES? I seriously trained Eevee from Lvl. 25 to Lvl. 52 once trying to get either Espeon or Umbreon (it was carrying a Soothe Bell) until I found out you can't get them without trading... I got a new team member! :D Azure the Lapras!

    :o Lapras are awesome. The fact that you're guaranteed to get one doesn't hurt, either.

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    I'd love to evolve it... But... The iTouch emulator can't trade. :P I'm going to try and hack the rom to make it work though. XD (I'm going to change the evolve status from 'trade' to 'evolve at lvl. 36'. It's Gen. III. There's no DS Emulator on the iTouch, and I can't find my stupid DS charger because it disappeared two years ago. (I think my parents threw it away to stop me from playing Pokemon... It worked for two years.) I'm going to keep Dream Eater. ;D (and hope Li, the Haunter, survives because it has crap for defenses.)

    Most good attackers have crap defenses. Like Infernape and Espeon. I love them both, but they seriously lack in defensive stats.

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    Butter biscuits in a bucket of fudge.

    This thing causes way too much fights. I said a textbook definition. I know to respect elders. I was being whiny not polite. It was meant in a comedian sort of way, not comical. There is a huge difference.

    Sir Mohovie, I apologize for my misconduct. You acted very nicely in a way I did not deserve.

    And Dentist-san, you don't need to make such a lengthy page like a hyped lawyer to scold someone. And beleive you me I've been around people older than me my life.

    And that statement could also have meant to take a tour of Japan. :P

    That was just plain rude. Saying 'take a hike' is just rude. Be glad it was Mark, if it was me I would have gotten pretty darn mad at you. Mark was being tolerant enough. I would have ripped you up.

    And then you went and started on Jean. Seriously?

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    I asked (and ranted about my current Nuzlocke). :3 Nuzlockes are so fun... I just spent two hours training my Lvl. 14 Gastly up into Haunter... And now it's kicking ass. :3 I just have one question: Should I keep Hypnosis and Dream Eater or teach it Psychic and replace Hypnosis with something more useful? Dream Eater's really powerful (and might be useful seeing I'm doing a 'No Healing Items' run) and heals Haunter, but Hypnosis only has a 60% hit rate. So what should I do?

    WEll, it depends on what game. If this is Generation IV and above, then sure. You might be able to find a wide lens later, which would help a lot.

    If this is Gen. III, then personally I would keep it anyways. No healing items will REALLY hamper you, and I think Dream Eater would be an effective way to cope. It's pretty powerful, too. I agree, though that 60% isn't as good as we would like it to be.

    Are you going to evolve it? I'm a big fan of Gengar. :3

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    No, no, no, choose Charmander. :(

    Playing the DCTP FireRed nuzlocke (and about to epically fail :D). Also playing a hacked version of Black (Blaze Black) which includes all Pokemon from all regions (including legendaries) that can be found in the wild. <33333333333333333333 Both are on my computer. At the same time, I'm wrapping up Diamond and somewhere in my White (the actual game this time).

    Blaze Black.....which I gave you. *cough* :rolleyes:

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    I grinded like hell. XD No... Seriously. All my Pokemon were Lvl. 16+ when I took on Roxanne and I used my Zigzagoon to kill her Nosepass. (AKA Plan was: Sand-Attack and Growl until Nosepass was helpless and switch into something to troll it. I forgot the thing knew Block. So... it was a stall match to see who ran out of 'Harden' or 'Tail Whip' first.) I was literally in Victory Road for about... five hours before I decided 'You know what? I'm going to go beat the heck out of the Elite Four.' (Entering Victory Road: Team is about... Level 45. Exiting... Level 55. :P I wanted no deaths!) It also helped that Mei, my Linoone, found about 10 Rare Candies through the course of the game...

    I have no patience, so I don't grind a lot. Still, I'm doing fairly well. In my FR Nuzlocke, the only main teammate that died was Raichu, and BOY was I upset about that. :(

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    I'm playing an Emerald Nuzlocke. If anyone doesn't know what that is, these are the rules.

    1. If a Pokemon faints, it dies. You must either release it or permanently box it.

    2. You can only catch the first Pokemon that appears on each route. You can choose whether to use the duplicate clause. If you kill the Pokemon, too bad. See the Pokemon you want but it's the second one to appear? Too bad. You must kill it.

    3. Nickname all Pokemon. Even the ones who sit in your box and rot.

    HAVE FUN. XD

    I'm actually doing really well. :3(because I grind like hell everywhere I go) 4 Badges and 0 Deaths! icon_twisted.gif

    Party Pokemon (nicknames in parentheses):

    Grovyle (Sei): Lv. 31, Male, Naughty Nature

    Beautifly (Pei): Lv. 30, Male, Quirky

    Pelipper (Bei): Lv. 31, Female, Quiet Nature

    Linoone (Mei): Lv. 31, Female, Hardy Nature

    Swellow (Swei): Lv. 31, Male, Bold Nature

    Manectric (Rei): Lv. 31, Male, Mild Nature

    If you're interested in jazzing up your Pokemon game, give the Nuzlocke a shot! Honestly, I panic every time the opponent uses an unexpected move against me. I've thought I've lost my Pokemon so many times... When Baltoy used Rock Tomb against Pei, I thought Pei was dead for sure. But I survived to wreak havoc! :D You'll learn how useful some of the trash-Pokemon can actually be if given the chance (I <3 Zigzagoons and Linoones now. My Linoone's gotten me a King's Rock, Rare Candies, Full Restores, Ultra Balls, Hyper Potions... I <3 Pick-up.) ... AKA You have to use them unless you're ultra-lucky and catch a Ralts first. :P

    *******************

    EDIT: I beat the game... With zero deaths... That was a bit too easy, seeing as my Pokemon aren't really the most impressive ones around.

    Hall of Fame Stats:

    Sceptile(Sei) Lv. 54 (Killed Wallace)

    Beautifly(Pei) Lv. 54 (Killed Sidney)

    Pelipper(Bei) Lv. 54 (Killed Drake)

    Linoone(Mei) Lv. 54 (Killed Phoebe)

    Swellow(Swei) Lv. 54 (became an unstoppable force after being burned by Phoebe... Facade+Guts=total pwnage)

    Manectric(Rei) Lv. 55 (took out everyone he faced)

    NO deaths? :o That's amazing. How'd you do it?

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