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Everything posted by Ur worst nightmare
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Gob: Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio. Spanish actor: Como? Gob: Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.
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no she was killed b/c she was in the bathroom crying about being picked on then the snake looked at her and then...she was all dead
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i do have a plan...it involves becoming president of the us of a, taking over thirdworld countries, brainwashing america's youth, and a cool ray gun
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yeah...him and moaning myrtle cried in the bathroom together...though i think she was muggle born...
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i'm bored and it's really early...do you like irish coffee?..i bet mr.hohls coffee is irish...i should ask him
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i still think that draco should've died...i mean they should've kept collin and fred and just shot draco in the face w a riffle...or something equally gruesome
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sup...i don't know what else to say...i just watched the breakfast club
Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
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i found out so much stuff about you that i already knew...but y r u playing russian roulette without me?
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i do try...but you do have to admit that it'd be fun to throw rotten fruit as Justin Beiber
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i am so a teen...im 16, thank you very much...but yeah i don't have a motorcycle...IT'S A PORCHE...AND I DON'T LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER...UNLESS HE'S GETTING STUFF THROWN AT HIM