tengaku squared

Neither am I. :V

I am physically unable to prepare anything except ridiculously simple food, like toast and ramen...

I don't understand how CC makes my worst nightmares come to life. It scares me.

And I suppose I have to come up with the trap?

No, it's literally "on fire." Let me recall: 1) Boil water 2) Throw random spices and vegetables (doesn't matter how they are prepared, really) 3) Accidentally drop a lit match into the pot. 4) Call the fire department.

Should I share my recipe that I call "Soup on Fire?" :V

For your convenience, I have gathered all the posts we have made. (This doesn't count as one, but if you're wondering, this is Mark) You guessed Zach on this one. Also Zach. Zach. Me. No guess yet. No guess yet. No guess. No guess. No guess. You guessed this one as me.

If you blow up, we have to clean you up. And I hate cleaning.

In all truth, you have both of our words. (This counts as one)

I'll be making 5 posts out of the next 10 posts. See if you can tell us apart then. Ciao, girl.

Dang it. ... Want me to do a scarily accurate impersonation of Mark?

I finally got to meet this IU that Mark's been talking about. (Oh, don't look at me, you know it's true)

Correct, girl. Indeed.

Did I? Or did I not? I'll leave that for to you decide, girl.

Hmmph. I'm not. Nor do I want to. They're both...unsatisfactory folk.

I...am going to kill you.

Was it that obvious, girl?

Exactly. Confusing, isn't it, no? *bows* Hello.

HE had to do it. And I find this xpon amusing.

Do I need to sign my posts to distinguish myself? Cause I find that unneccessary, because I am far more awesome then my brother.