tengaku squared

:V There was this one class. They couldn't dive. So, I told them: "Since you seem to be unable to dive, I got another plan. How about if I throw you in the water? All of you?" This one kid replies: "Oh, you can't throw me." My response: "Oh, really?" *throws the kid halfway across the pool* The rest of the class's response: O_O

Being a swim coach was pretty uneventful. I did start each lesson with: "Hello, I'm Mark. I'm filling in for your usual swim coach, and I will make sure you have an absolutely horrible time. I will make you throw up. You will hate me. Now, go swim 5 laps." Of course, the kids threw a few questions at me: Q: How old are you? A: I'm immortal. You haven't finished 5 laps yet. Q: Do we have to swim 5 laps? A: You don't. You get to swim 20. Get moving. Q: Are you going to save me if I drown? A: Just finish 5 laps already! And there was this one kid, got on my nerves, and couldn't swim. So, I told him: "If you don't swim, if you don't stop joking around, I will make you do a hundred push-ups." So, he quickened, and shut up. For about a minute. So, I told him: "OK, out of the water. Give me a hundred push-ups." He replied: "What, you were serious?" My response: *stern look* Pretty uneventful.

Misaki! How are you?

I had to fill in for Zach, who's also a swim coach. Pretty interesting, to say the least.

I would totally eat myself. :V

Currently watching younger brother's track meet.

Well, then, I'll also take my leave.

Yeah, something along those lines. :V

:V I know, right? :V <3 @KKLT: :V

I'm pretty good with direction.

Although I'm the one that theoretically brought :V to DCW, Jean uses it a lot more then I do. @Jean: *hugs*

I dislike competition.

^ This.

:V <3

Are we? Don't ask me. :V I'm pretty good. *leaves* :V I'm pretty good, as well. @KKLT: See above. :V

Anyways, how is everyone? I'm having breakfast at IHOP!

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*appears* *disappears*

*likes that Moho kidnapped xpon a few moments later in MM* :V

<3 I DEMAND MISAKI /join #minimafia

/join #minimafia

*leaves* *sees Parkur smiling* :V

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D: *clings* Overruled. :V Yup. :V

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