There is a reason why I disallowed cousins. Cousins would mean there's another person in-between, and eventually if everyone's a cousin to one another, that would muddle up the chart by several leagues.
Also, the neighbors and "other weird stuff" being disallowed wasn't my idea. I'm simply carrying it out.
...If I recall, MM proclaimed himself to be "Everyone's Enemy". I'm probably gonna make a note of that, and place him in the chart similarly to how DCTP placed sonoci (Everyone's Child).