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Short stories, Enjoy...

Mr. Ghost

Author: Ari (OTTD)

Characters: Dray, X (Trey Stewart aka Playboy X), Hidemi, Gin, and Niko Bellic

Summary: NHH with Niko Bellic were planning screw a man named 'Mr. Ghost'

Profanity: Little to none...

Genre: Humor

X's Apartment, Algonquin

Niko is entering X's apartment, "Soo, what we gonna jackin' today? My last car is impounded by these 'Ghost'!" X asked to Niko, "Well, we gotta jack a 36... wait, 35.. Oh, yes! A black 365A!" he explained. X hollered, "What the? That 'rare' car?! Who's drove that car?"

Niko explained, "Well, I think it is several men in black. Anyways, let's snatch it!"

Alderney

"Alright, where's da car?" X asked, Dray points to a black frog (1) which driven by a psycho Mafia with a woman."The driver is from a Polish dude who we don't know... he calls himself 'Mr. Ghost' ... he sucks."

Dray stepped out from Niko's car. “Oh, hell no.” Niko was pissed now and everybody gang-bashed Gin’s car for unknown reasons. “And at last-” Trey’s word is cut off as he looked to Niko's car which trashed and he muttered, “Oh s***… HE ain't Mr. Ghost...” But Niko ignores X's word and now he and Dray were gang-bashed by Niko, Gin and Hidemi.

A/N: 1 : Reference to the 365A

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Foley’s senseless orders…

Fandom: MW2 (Modern Wafare 2)

Author: Ari (OTTD Player)

Character: Pvt. James Ramirez, Sgt. Foley, Cpl. Dunn

Genre: Humor

Profanity: Little

Burgertown...

Dunn asked Foley “Alright, Foley. Now what are we do now after we save Raptor?” A explosion occurred at the Pavelow and Foley shouted defiantly to Ramirez, firing his SCAR to incoming troops, “RAMIREZ TAKE COVER BEHIND THAT RAMIREZ THEN TAKE OUT THAT RAMIREZ WITH THAT RAMIREZ!”

Ramirez smiled in a retarded way and he cursed to Ramirez, “Motherf***er!”