Diamond

I come from a faraway land where pixies fart and burp and drink tea, I come from a land where Alpacas are the emperors and sit around all day using back scratchers to clean the poop deck on a yellow, rainbow farting pirate ship, I come from a land where kitties and chinchillas are part of a mafia and kill people who don't enjoy eating minty fresh ice-cream with tomatoes on top, I am part of an army called the pink pirate crusade, and we flip tables, correct our grammar and prepare to meet doom.

If a person does not kick a chinchilla to the moon I shall destroy them.