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| name =Parkur
 
| name =Parkur
| japanese-name = (Optional)
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| japanese-name = Risoto bifu
| english-name =Parkur
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| english-name =Parkur, Heavyweight Champion of the World... of stamp collecting
 
| image = parkur_profile.png
 
| image = parkur_profile.png
| age = 19
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| age = is just a number, baby
| gender =Male
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| gender = ?
| height = (Optional)
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| height = 7'4"
| weight = (Optional)
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| weight = 500 POUNDS, BROTHER, LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD BROTHER
| date-of-birth = August 20, 1992
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| date-of-birth = PARKUR-A-MANIA HAS BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS, BROTHER
| relatives = (Optional)
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| relatives = Kelly Kelly (sister), Cheesus Cheesecake (brother, kayfabe)
| nicknames =  
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| nicknames = THE PARKSTER, PARKUR-A-MANIA, "MEAN" GENE PARKURLUND
| aliases = "Woolykins" "Tater Salad"
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| aliases = D.B. Cooper
| first-appearance = November 13, 2010
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| first-appearance = THE BIRTH OF TIME, BROTHER
| appearances = Whenever Yumi showed up
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| appearances = IN THE CENTER OF THE RING... counting the lights, brother. :<
| cases-solved = (Optional)
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| cases-solved = MATCHES WON: ALL OF THEM (BACKSTAGE POLITICS, BROTHER)
| keyhole = (Optional)
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| keyhole = ALL KEYHOLES OF ROOMS OF RINGRATS, BROTHER
 
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Parkur is knows by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "Woolykins" "Honey" "Mew" "Slum Lord" and most commonly "The Best In The World"
 
  
Watcher of more anime than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of anime than the majority of people currently reading this.
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'''Parkur''' is known by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "The Parkster" "The One-Man Minnesota Wrecking Crew Man (Who isn't from Minnesota)" "The Next David Otunga... in the ring" "Lord Slug" and most commonly "The Zest In Your World"
  
Also known as a master of snark, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sarcasm on the internet,as his first words consisted of telling his mother how tacky her clothes were.
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Watcher of more Steve Wilkos Show reruns than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of fossil fuels than the majority of people currently reading this.
  
He also probably doesn't care about your opinion.
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Also known as a master of sharks, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sharks on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how we need more sharks on the internet.
  
==Ponies==
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He also probably doesn't care about your children.
  
Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests, everypony that Parkur talks to should like ponies, or else they can't be friends
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==Jobbing==
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Making those who are "beneath him" job is one of Parkur's main interests, everybody that Parkur talks to is a jobber. When one sees Parkur, they are expected to lay down on the ground whilst Parkur runs for the cover. It could be anywhere. A restaurant, a busy intersection, the bathroom, anywhere.
  
 
==Wrestling==
 
==Wrestling==
  
Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1996, watching WWF, WWE, TNA, WSX, ROH, and SHIMMER
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Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1905, watching TNA, WCW, "Anything written by Vince Russo", and Kevin Nash matches.
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Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Kevin Nash, Scott Hal (TNA only), The Nasty Boys, and Naked Mideon.
  
Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Wade Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, CM Punk, Robert Roode, Austin Aries, Eddie Edwards, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Christian, Zack Ryder, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, James Storm, Mark Henry, Samoa Joe, Chris Hero, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, and Bully Ray
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Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Kelly Kelly.
  
Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Madison Rayne, Tara, Katie Lea, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kharma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, AJ Lee, Madison Eagles, and Parkur's future wife: Sara Del Rey
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==TALE OF THE TAPE==
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PARKUR HAILS FROM...VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA<br>
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THEME SONG...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tz9gbDkhMw<br>
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PARKUR'S FAVORITE OPPONENT...EUGENE<br>
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PARKUR'S FAVORITE SHITTY 2006 TAG TEAM...THE HIGHLANDERS<br>
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PARKUR'S FINISHING MOVE...THE BOOMERANG<br>
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FOREVER PARKUR'S TAG TEAM PARTNER...ROB TERRY<br>
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LEAST FAVORITE MOVE TO HAVE DONE ON HIM...BRIAN KNOBBS' HURRICANRANA

Revision as of 03:34, 19 October 2011

Parkur

Parkur profile.png

Profile
Japanese name: Risoto bifu
English name: Parkur, Heavyweight Champion of the World... of stamp collecting
Age: is just a number, baby
Gender: ?
Height: 7'4"
Weight: 500 POUNDS, BROTHER, LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD BROTHER
Date of birth: PARKUR-A-MANIA HAS BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS, BROTHER
Relatives: Kelly Kelly (sister), Cheesus Cheesecake (brother, kayfabe)
Nicknames: THE PARKSTER, PARKUR-A-MANIA, "MEAN" GENE PARKURLUND
Aliases: D.B. Cooper
Statistics
First appearance: THE BIRTH OF TIME, BROTHER
Appearances: IN THE CENTER OF THE RING... counting the lights, brother. :<
Cases solved: MATCHES WON: ALL OF THEM (BACKSTAGE POLITICS, BROTHER)
Keyhole number: ALL KEYHOLES OF ROOMS OF RINGRATS, BROTHER


Parkur is known by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "The Parkster" "The One-Man Minnesota Wrecking Crew Man (Who isn't from Minnesota)" "The Next David Otunga... in the ring" "Lord Slug" and most commonly "The Zest In Your World"

Watcher of more Steve Wilkos Show reruns than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of fossil fuels than the majority of people currently reading this.

Also known as a master of sharks, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sharks on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how we need more sharks on the internet.

He also probably doesn't care about your children.

Jobbing

Making those who are "beneath him" job is one of Parkur's main interests, everybody that Parkur talks to is a jobber. When one sees Parkur, they are expected to lay down on the ground whilst Parkur runs for the cover. It could be anywhere. A restaurant, a busy intersection, the bathroom, anywhere.

Wrestling

Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1905, watching TNA, WCW, "Anything written by Vince Russo", and Kevin Nash matches.

Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Kevin Nash, Scott Hal (TNA only), The Nasty Boys, and Naked Mideon.

Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Kelly Kelly.

TALE OF THE TAPE

PARKUR HAILS FROM...VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA
THEME SONG...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tz9gbDkhMw
PARKUR'S FAVORITE OPPONENT...EUGENE
PARKUR'S FAVORITE SHITTY 2006 TAG TEAM...THE HIGHLANDERS
PARKUR'S FINISHING MOVE...THE BOOMERANG
FOREVER PARKUR'S TAG TEAM PARTNER...ROB TERRY
LEAST FAVORITE MOVE TO HAVE DONE ON HIM...BRIAN KNOBBS' HURRICANRANA