User:Parkur - Revision history

CarpetCrawler: awww, I'll change it back <3

2011-10-19T03:46:35Z

awww, I'll change it back <3

CarpetCrawler: re-wrote his bio to make it more accurate

2011-10-19T03:34:47Z

re-wrote his bio to make it more accurate

Rockethermes169: Picture added for Parkur's sake.

2011-10-18T22:35:48Z

Picture added for Parkur's sake.

Parkur at 06:44, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T06:44:16Z

Parkur: /* Ponies */

2011-10-18T06:34:18Z

‎Ponies

Parkur at 04:15, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T04:15:34Z

Parkur at 04:12, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T04:12:34Z

Parkur at 04:10, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T04:10:43Z

Parkur at 04:09, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T04:09:24Z

Parkur at 04:08, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T04:08:58Z

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 {{InfoBox Char
 | name =Parkur
-| japanese-name = Risoto bifu
+| japanese-name = (Optional)
-| english-name =Parkur, Heavyweight Champion of the World... of stamp collecting
+| english-name =Parkur
 | image = parkur_profile.png
-| age = is just a number, baby
+| age = 19
-| gender = ?
+| gender =Male
-| height = 7'4"
+| height = (Optional)
-| weight = 500 POUNDS, BROTHER, LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD BROTHER
+| weight = (Optional)
-| date-of-birth = PARKUR-A-MANIA HAS BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS, BROTHER
+| date-of-birth = August 20, 1992
-| relatives = Kelly Kelly (sister), Cheesus Cheesecake (brother, kayfabe)
+| relatives = (Optional)
-| nicknames = THE PARKSTER, PARKUR-A-MANIA, "MEAN" GENE PARKURLUND
+| nicknames =
-| aliases = D.B. Cooper
+| aliases = "Woolykins" "Tater Salad"
-| first-appearance = THE BIRTH OF TIME, BROTHER
+| first-appearance = November 13, 2010
-| appearances = IN THE CENTER OF THE RING... counting the lights, brother. :<
+| appearances = Whenever Yumi showed up
-| cases-solved = MATCHES WON: ALL OF THEM (BACKSTAGE POLITICS, BROTHER)
+| cases-solved = (Optional)
-| keyhole = ALL KEYHOLES OF ROOMS OF RINGRATS, BROTHER
+| keyhole = (Optional)
 }}
-'''Parkur''' is known by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "The Parkster" "The One-Man Minnesota Wrecking Crew Man (Who isn't from Minnesota)" "The Next David Otunga... in the ring" "Lord Slug" and most commonly "The Zest In Your World"
+Watcher of more anime than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of anime than the majority of people currently reading this.
-Watcher of more Steve Wilkos Show reruns than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of fossil fuels than the majority of people currently reading this.
+Also known as a master of snark, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sarcasm on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how tacky her clothes were.
-Also known as a master of sharks, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sharks on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how we need more sharks on the internet.
+He also probably doesn't care about your opinion.
-He also probably doesn't care about your children.
+==Ponies==
-==Jobbing==
+Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests, everypony that Parkur talks to should like ponies, or else they can't be friends.
 ==Wrestling==
-Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1905, watching TNA, WCW, "Anything written by Vince Russo", and Kevin Nash matches.
+Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1996, watching WWF, WWE, TNA, WSX, ROH, and SHIMMER.
-Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Kelly Kelly.
+Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Wade Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, CM Punk, Robert Roode, Austin Aries, Eddie Edwards, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Christian, Zack Ryder, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, James Storm, Mark Henry, Samoa Joe, Chris Hero, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, and Bully Ray
-==TALE OF THE TAPE==
+Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Madison Rayne, Tara, Katie Lea, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kharma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, AJ Lee, Madison Eagles, and Parkur's future wife: Sara Del Rey

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 {{InfoBox Char
 | name =Parkur
-| japanese-name = (Optional)
+| japanese-name = Risoto bifu
-| english-name =Parkur
+| english-name =Parkur, Heavyweight Champion of the World... of stamp collecting
 | image = parkur_profile.png
-| age = 19
+| age = is just a number, baby
-| gender =Male
+| gender = ?
-| height = (Optional)
+| height = 7'4"
-| weight = (Optional)
+| weight = 500 POUNDS, BROTHER, LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD BROTHER
-| date-of-birth = August 20, 1992
+| date-of-birth = PARKUR-A-MANIA HAS BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS, BROTHER
-| relatives = (Optional)
+| relatives = Kelly Kelly (sister), Cheesus Cheesecake (brother, kayfabe)
-| nicknames =
+| nicknames = THE PARKSTER, PARKUR-A-MANIA, "MEAN" GENE PARKURLUND
-| aliases = "Woolykins" "Tater Salad"
+| aliases = D.B. Cooper
-| first-appearance = November 13, 2010
+| first-appearance = THE BIRTH OF TIME, BROTHER
-| appearances = Whenever Yumi showed up
+| appearances = IN THE CENTER OF THE RING... counting the lights, brother. :<
-| cases-solved = (Optional)
+| cases-solved = MATCHES WON: ALL OF THEM (BACKSTAGE POLITICS, BROTHER)
-| keyhole = (Optional)
+| keyhole = ALL KEYHOLES OF ROOMS OF RINGRATS, BROTHER
 }}
-Watcher of more anime than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of anime than the majority of people currently reading this.
+'''Parkur''' is known by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "The Parkster" "The One-Man Minnesota Wrecking Crew Man (Who isn't from Minnesota)" "The Next David Otunga... in the ring" "Lord Slug" and most commonly "The Zest In Your World"
-Also known as a master of snark, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sarcasm on the internet,as his first words consisted of telling his mother how tacky her clothes were.
+Watcher of more Steve Wilkos Show reruns than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of fossil fuels than the majority of people currently reading this.
-He also probably doesn't care about your opinion.
+Also known as a master of sharks, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sharks on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how we need more sharks on the internet.
-==Ponies==
+He also probably doesn't care about your children.
-Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests, everypony that Parkur talks to should like ponies, or else they can't be friends
+==Jobbing==
 ==Wrestling==
-Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1996, watching WWF, WWE, TNA, WSX, ROH, and SHIMMER
+Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1905, watching TNA, WCW, "Anything written by Vince Russo", and Kevin Nash matches.
-Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Wade Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, CM Punk, Robert Roode, Austin Aries, Eddie Edwards, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Christian, Zack Ryder, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, James Storm, Mark Henry, Samoa Joe, Chris Hero, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, and Bully Ray
+Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Kelly Kelly.
-Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Madison Rayne, Tara, Katie Lea, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kharma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, AJ Lee, Madison Eagles, and Parkur's future wife: Sara Del Rey
+==TALE OF THE TAPE==

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 | japanese-name = (Optional)
 | english-name =Parkur
-| image =
+| image = parkur_profile.png
 | age = 19
 | gender =Male

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		+	==Wrestling==
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		+	Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1996, watching WWF, WWE, TNA, WSX, ROH, and SHIMMER
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		+	Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Wade Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, CM Punk, Robert Roode, Austin Aries, Eddie Edwards, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Christian, Zack Ryder, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, James Storm, Mark Henry, Samoa Joe, Chris Hero, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, and Bully Ray
		+
		+	Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Madison Rayne, Tara, Katie Lea, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kharma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, AJ Lee, Madison Eagles, and Parkur's future wife: Sara Del Rey

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 ==Ponies==
-<!---Yesh I fail and idk anything about ponies OTL so feel free to edit this--->
-Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests. Some fun facts about ponies are:
+Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests, everypony that Parkur talks to should like ponies, or else they can't be friends