User:Parkur - Revision history

CarpetCrawler: awww, I'll change it back <3

2011-10-19T03:46:35Z

awww, I'll change it back <3

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	{{InfoBox Char		{{InfoBox Char
	\| name =Parkur		\| name =Parkur
	\| japanese-name = ~~Risoto bifu~~		\| japanese-name = (Optional)
	\| english-name =Parkur~~, Heavyweight Champion of the World... of stamp collecting~~		\| english-name =Parkur
	\| image = parkur_profile.png		\| image = parkur_profile.png
	\| age = ~~is just a number, baby~~		\| age = 19
	\| gender = ?		\| gender =Male
	\| height = ~~7'4"~~		\| height = (Optional)
	\| weight = ~~500 POUNDS, BROTHER, LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD BROTHER~~		\| weight = (Optional)
	\| date-of-birth = ~~PARKUR-A-MANIA HAS BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS~~, ~~BROTHER~~		\| date-of-birth = August 20, 1992
	\| relatives = ~~Kelly Kelly~~ (~~sister), Cheesus Cheesecake (brother, kayfabe~~)		\| relatives = (Optional)
	\| nicknames = ~~THE PARKSTER, PARKUR-A-MANIA, "MEAN" GENE PARKURLUND~~		\| nicknames =
	\| aliases = ~~D.B. Cooper~~		\| aliases = "Woolykins" "Tater Salad"
	\| first-appearance = ~~THE BIRTH OF TIME~~, ~~BROTHER~~		\| first-appearance = November 13, 2010
	\| appearances = ~~IN THE CENTER OF THE RING... counting the lights, brother. :<~~		\| appearances = Whenever Yumi showed up
	\| cases-solved = ~~MATCHES WON: ALL OF THEM~~ (~~BACKSTAGE POLITICS, BROTHER~~)		\| cases-solved = (Optional)
	\| keyhole = ~~ALL KEYHOLES OF ROOMS OF RINGRATS, BROTHER~~		\| keyhole = (Optional)
	}}		}}
			Parkur is knows by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "Woolykins", "Honey", "Mew", "Slum Lord", and most commonly "The Best In The World"

	'~~''Parkur''' is known by various nicknames in various corners~~ of the ~~internet, "The Parkster" "The One-Man Minnesota Wrecking Crew Man (Who isn't from Minnesota)" "The Next David Otunga~~.~~.. in the ring" "Lord Slug" and most commonly "The Zest In Your World"~~		Watcher of more anime than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of anime than the majority of people currently reading this.

	~~Watcher~~ of ~~more Steve Wilkos Show reruns than most people~~, he's ~~got a much more developed opinion~~ of ~~fossil fuels than~~ the ~~majority~~ of ~~people currently reading this~~.		Also known as a master of snark, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sarcasm on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how tacky her clothes were.

	~~Also known as a master of sharks, it~~'~~s rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sharks on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how we need more sharks on the internet~~.		He also probably doesn't care about your opinion.

	~~He also probably doesn't care about your children.~~		==Ponies==

	~~==Jobbing==~~		Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests, everypony that Parkur talks to should like ponies, or else they can't be friends.

	~~Making those who~~ are ~~"beneath him" job is~~ one of Parkur's main interests, ~~everybody~~ that Parkur talks to ~~is a jobber. When one sees Parkur~~, they ~~are expected to lay down on the ground whilst Parkur runs for the cover. It could~~ be ~~anywhere. A restaurant, a busy intersection, the bathroom, anywhere~~.

	==Wrestling==		==Wrestling==

	Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about ~~1905~~, watching ~~TNA~~, ~~WCW~~, ~~"Anything written by Vince Russo"~~, ~~and Kevin Nash matches.~~		Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1996, watching WWF, WWE, TNA, WSX, ROH, and SHIMMER.

	~~Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Kevin Nash, Scott Hal (TNA only)~~, ~~The Nasty Boys~~, and ~~Naked Mideon~~.

	Parkur's favorite ~~female~~ wrestlers include: ~~Kelly Kelly.~~		Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Wade Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, CM Punk, Robert Roode, Austin Aries, Eddie Edwards, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Christian, Zack Ryder, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, James Storm, Mark Henry, Samoa Joe, Chris Hero, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, and Bully Ray

	~~==TALE OF THE TAPE==~~		Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Madison Rayne, Tara, Katie Lea, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kharma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, AJ Lee, Madison Eagles, and Parkur's future wife: Sara Del Rey
	~~PARKUR HAILS FROM...VENICE BEACH~~, ~~CALIFORNIA<br>~~
	~~THEME SONG...http~~:~~//www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tz9gbDkhMw<br>~~
	~~PARKUR'S FAVORITE OPPONENT...EUGENE<br>~~
	~~PARKUR'S FAVORITE SHITTY 2006 TAG TEAM...THE HIGHLANDERS<br>~~
	~~PARKUR'S FINISHING MOVE...THE BOOMERANG<br>~~
	~~FOREVER PARKUR'S TAG TEAM PARTNER...ROB TERRY<br>~~
	~~LEAST FAVORITE MOVE TO HAVE DONE ON HIM...BRIAN KNOBBS' HURRICANRANA~~

CarpetCrawler: re-wrote his bio to make it more accurate

2011-10-19T03:34:47Z

re-wrote his bio to make it more accurate

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	{{InfoBox Char		{{InfoBox Char
	\| name =Parkur		\| name =Parkur
	\| japanese-name = ~~(Optional)~~		\| japanese-name = Risoto bifu
	\| english-name =Parkur		\| english-name =Parkur, Heavyweight Champion of the World... of stamp collecting
	\| image = parkur_profile.png		\| image = parkur_profile.png
	\| age = 19		\| age = is just a number, baby
	\| gender =~~Male~~		\| gender = ?
	\| height = ~~(Optional)~~		\| height = 7'4"
	\| weight = ~~(Optional)~~		\| weight = 500 POUNDS, BROTHER, LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD BROTHER
	\| date-of-birth = ~~August 20~~, ~~1992~~		\| date-of-birth = PARKUR-A-MANIA HAS BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS, BROTHER
	\| relatives = (~~Optional~~)		\| relatives = Kelly Kelly (sister), Cheesus Cheesecake (brother, kayfabe)
	\| nicknames =		\| nicknames = THE PARKSTER, PARKUR-A-MANIA, "MEAN" GENE PARKURLUND
	\| aliases = ~~"Woolykins" "Tater Salad"~~		\| aliases = D.B. Cooper
	\| first-appearance = ~~November 13~~, ~~2010~~		\| first-appearance = THE BIRTH OF TIME, BROTHER
	\| appearances = ~~Whenever Yumi showed up~~		\| appearances = IN THE CENTER OF THE RING... counting the lights, brother. :<
	\| cases-solved = (~~Optional~~)		\| cases-solved = MATCHES WON: ALL OF THEM (BACKSTAGE POLITICS, BROTHER)
	\| keyhole = ~~(Optional)~~		\| keyhole = ALL KEYHOLES OF ROOMS OF RINGRATS, BROTHER
	}}		}}
	~~Parkur is knows by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "Woolykins" "Honey" "Mew" "Slum Lord" and most commonly "The Best In The World"~~

	~~Watcher~~ of ~~more anime than most people~~, he'~~s got a much more developed opinion of anime than~~ the ~~majority of people currently reading this.~~		'''Parkur''' is known by various nicknames in various corners of the internet, "The Parkster" "The One-Man Minnesota Wrecking Crew Man (Who isn't from Minnesota)" "The Next David Otunga... in the ring" "Lord Slug" and most commonly "The Zest In Your World"

	~~Also known as a master~~ of ~~snark~~, it's ~~rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use~~ of ~~sarcasm on~~ the ~~internet,as his first words consisted~~ of ~~telling his mother how tacky her clothes were~~.		Watcher of more Steve Wilkos Show reruns than most people, he's got a much more developed opinion of fossil fuels than the majority of people currently reading this.

	~~He also probably doesn~~'~~t care about your opinion~~.		Also known as a master of sharks, it's rumored that Parkur helped to pioneer the widespread use of sharks on the internet, as his first words consisted of telling his mother how we need more sharks on the internet.

	~~==Ponies==~~		He also probably doesn't care about your children.

	~~Ponies~~ are one of Parkur's main interests, ~~everypony~~ that Parkur talks to ~~should like ponies~~, ~~or else~~ they ~~can't~~ be ~~friends~~		==Jobbing==

			Making those who are "beneath him" job is one of Parkur's main interests, everybody that Parkur talks to is a jobber. When one sees Parkur, they are expected to lay down on the ground whilst Parkur runs for the cover. It could be anywhere. A restaurant, a busy intersection, the bathroom, anywhere.

	==Wrestling==		==Wrestling==

	Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about ~~1996~~, watching ~~WWF~~, ~~WWE~~, TNA, ~~WSX, ROH~~, and ~~SHIMMER~~		Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1905, watching TNA, WCW, "Anything written by Vince Russo", and Kevin Nash matches.

			Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Kevin Nash, Scott Hal (TNA only), The Nasty Boys, and Naked Mideon.

	Parkur's favorite ~~male~~ wrestlers include: Wade Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, CM Punk, Robert Roode, Austin Aries, Eddie Edwards, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Christian, Zack Ryder, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, James Storm, Mark Henry, Samoa Joe, Chris Hero, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, and Bully Ray		Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Kelly Kelly.

	~~Parkur~~'~~s favorite female wrestlers include: Madison Rayne, Tara, Katie Lea, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kharma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, AJ Lee, Madison Eagles, and Parkur~~'~~s future wife: Sara Del Rey~~		==TALE OF THE TAPE==
			PARKUR HAILS FROM...VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA<br>
			THEME SONG...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tz9gbDkhMw<br>
			PARKUR'S FAVORITE OPPONENT...EUGENE<br>
			PARKUR'S FAVORITE SHITTY 2006 TAG TEAM...THE HIGHLANDERS<br>
			PARKUR'S FINISHING MOVE...THE BOOMERANG<br>
			FOREVER PARKUR'S TAG TEAM PARTNER...ROB TERRY<br>
			LEAST FAVORITE MOVE TO HAVE DONE ON HIM...BRIAN KNOBBS' HURRICANRANA

Rockethermes169: Picture added for Parkur's sake.

2011-10-18T22:35:48Z

Picture added for Parkur's sake.

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	\| english-name =Parkur		\| english-name =Parkur
	\| image =		\| image = parkur_profile.png
	\| age = 19		\| age = 19
	\| gender =Male		\| gender =Male

Parkur at 06:44, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T06:44:16Z

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	Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests, everypony that Parkur talks to should like ponies, or else they can't be friends		Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests, everypony that Parkur talks to should like ponies, or else they can't be friends

			==Wrestling==

			Wrestling is Parkur's main passion, he has been keeping up with wrestling since about 1996, watching WWF, WWE, TNA, WSX, ROH, and SHIMMER

			Parkur's favorite male wrestlers include: Wade Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, CM Punk, Robert Roode, Austin Aries, Eddie Edwards, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Christian, Zack Ryder, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, James Storm, Mark Henry, Samoa Joe, Chris Hero, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, and Bully Ray

			Parkur's favorite female wrestlers include: Madison Rayne, Tara, Katie Lea, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kharma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, AJ Lee, Madison Eagles, and Parkur's future wife: Sara Del Rey

Parkur: /* Ponies */

2011-10-18T06:34:18Z

Ponies

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	==Ponies==		==Ponies==
	~~<!---Yesh I fail and idk anything about ponies OTL so feel free to edit this--->~~
	Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests~~. Some fun facts about~~ ponies ~~are:~~		Ponies are one of Parkur's main interests, everypony that Parkur talks to should like ponies, or else they can't be friends
	*Ponies are awesome
	*Ponies are cute
	*Ponies are nice
	*Ponies are beautiful
	~~and~~
	*PONIES LOVE PARKUR!!!

Parkur at 04:15, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T04:15:34Z

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	\| age = 19		\| age = 19
	\| gender =Male		\| gender =Male

Parkur at 04:12, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T04:12:34Z

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Parkur at 04:10, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T04:10:43Z

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Parkur at 04:09, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T04:09:24Z

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Parkur at 04:08, 18 October 2011

2011-10-18T04:08:58Z

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	\| relatives = (Optional)		\| relatives = (Optional)
	\| nicknames =		\| nicknames =
	\| aliases = ~~(Optional)~~		\| aliases = "Woolykins" "Tater Salad"
	\| first-appearance = November 13, 2010		\| first-appearance = November 13, 2010
	\| appearances =~~Various~~		\| appearances = Whenever Yumi showed up
	\| cases-solved = (Optional)		\| cases-solved = (Optional)
	\| keyhole = (Optional)		\| keyhole = (Optional)