Jump to content
Detective Conan World

Hejle

Donators
  • Content Count

    256
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

Everything posted by Hejle

  1. A lot of quotes from Borderlands 2: New-U station... They are totally badass: And BTW, this is said after you respawn in the game. "So, how was the dying?" "Hyperion would like to remind you that there is only one thing worse than respawning, and that is not respawning." "Between you and us, that thing that killed you was a total dick. Please disregard this message if you committed suicide." "Rise from your grave!" "Permanent death? Schmermanent...schmeath." "The Hyperion corporation suggests: Live! LIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVE!" "Do not worry about the afterlife, Hyperion customer! Hell is reserved exclusively for pedophiles, and people who buy Jakobs munitions." "The Hyperion corporation wishes to clarify that the bright light you saw after death was our digistruct technology, and not a higher power. Not higher than Hyperion, anyway." "If some idiot claims that life is meaningless without death, Hyperion recommends killing them." "Aaaaaand RESPAWN!" "R-r-r-r-respawn!" "Hyperion recommends channeling your post-death frustration into pre-death vengeful anger!" "Hyperion would like to take this opportunity to say: cha-ching!" "The Hyperion corporation would like to remind you that the afterlife is extremely boring, and not worth visiting." "The Hyperion corporation is sure none of that was your fault." "Hyperion recommends checking for any excess limbs before continuing your adventure." "Hyperion says: back on your feet and show 'em what for!" "Hyperion would like to remind you that this isn't your real body. This is just a digitized version stored in our system. Your real body died the first time you re-spawned. But don't think to much about that." "The Hyperion corporation reminds you that all spawncampers will be permanently banned from this plane of existence." "Anyone can live. Have the courage to die! "So long as you believe in yourself, nothing can TRULY kill you! Except Handsome Jack." "Greetings, clone-of-the-recently-deceased! Good luck in your future endeavors!" "Hyperion suggests that you rejoice in your temporary death! A victory achieved without suffering is no victory at all!" "Hyperion hopes your death was a learning experience, but wouldn't mind if you made the same mistake just a few more times just to be sure." "Hyperion is offering a ninety percent off sale on all New-U respawns! This offer expires in three-two-one-zero aww, better luck next time." "Hyperion says: afterlife, schmafterlife." "The Hyperion corporation respects all forms of life, so long as they pass a credit check." "Hyperion is not responsible for any fingers, toes, or breasts added during the respawn process." "Dying is awesome! All of the cool kids are doing it!"
  2. Jeg er bare syg til det - med hvidt belte -_-

  3. Godt, hva med dig???

    Btw, jeg er begyndt til Karate... :D

  4. Btw, what's the weather where you are staying now???? Here it is cold and gray :D

  5. I know that feeling. I feel busy all the time :D

  6. I'm doing fine ^^

    What about you??? :D

  7. How could you do that - Damn, I failed... :D

    Actually I'm on about three to four times a day (Since it's my homepage) but I mostly forget to post anything -_-'

  8. Hejle woke up again... "Damn, I must have hit the side of the car as it stopped", he thought. His arms and feets was tied up by something. He heard various voices around him. He could easily talk, if it wasn't that he was so thirsty that i hurt. He had a headache and was blindfolded. "Life is great, huh" he thought to himself, wishing someone would give him some water.
  9. (I guess I'll join in ) ( Name: Hejle Age: 18 years (No days ) Height 170 cm Weight 77 Kg Gender: Male Description: Brown hair, black coat and blue pants. Green eyes. Personality: Intelligent, caring. Helps other when they need it. Knows stuff about medical treatment. Good with computers. Peaceful. ) Hejle sudden woke up. "What the hell", he thought. "What is this rope doing???" Then something hard hit him in the face and he fell asleep.
  10. G'night everybody

    1. PhiBrainChild
    2. Sakila

      Sakila

      Nighty-night, Neko-kun~!

  11. Nope, Not just the money, But everything you ever owned...
  12. What a sad Relationship.... No way i can pay that much takeout.... I'll go bankrupt..... So, It's over...
  13. So if we ended up together, we would die of Hunger????
  14. What I like is hard to say since I'm not sure - but I'll try anyway... (It's easier to write what I don't, definitely like). I don't like really stupid girls (As a love interest, so i don't hate stupid (or less intelligent) and can easily have them as friends). I prefer not blonde hair but it's not the deciding factor. I prefer fat over thin, but i don't really want either. With means the I see too thin girls as a disgusting thing (again no hate) while I see fat girls as a not attractive thing. I don't like to girly girl, But the don't have to be a tomboy either... About Myself: I got brown hair. Is intelligent (Not to brag), Is cold to most person i know a little (Is very friendly to complete strangers)... Not very physical strong but is mentally strong....
  15. And now I'm back in Denmark :D

    1. Sakila

      Sakila

      Fill us in on your trip~ Details, please!

    2. Hejle

      Hejle

      Later, I will

  16. I'm in spain now close to Barcalona... On holiday... See ya later ;D

  17. Mine also begun, and I'm leaving for Spain in three days...

    Why is it your "Bittersweet Holiday"????

×
  • Create New...