CarpetCrawler

I normally dislike Cracked, but this is actually a really good, accurate list: http://t.co/W1O7ahvuq1

I missed the laser one in a great impression of a guy with a brainfart.

Wikipedia still sucks, by the way.

The "Iron Man 3" tag on Tumblr consists of "I just saw Iron Man 3" and "going to see Iron Man 3". No one cares. Post something interesting.

In case you're wondering why I gave up on sports: http://t.co/sJMkX4E2W3

Just spent 20 minutes carrying in gumball machines at two in the morning. How is your day?

Man there are way too many posts on Tumblr of people overanalyzing the simpliest scenes from "The Avengers".

Alex Trebek.gif http://t.co/DubbEJAgRg

My throat is killing me now. :V

waking up in the afternoon is not as appealing as the cool kids say it is

Awesome: http://t.co/gk3S05fTSd

"only used to wipe my ass once" http://t.co/kUPJShKDNS

This is a pretty song, I want to play this game: http://t.co/tkHXuAITJc

Good on Netflix, there's some good horror films in here for once.

I think my problem is that I'm not very good at *screaming* anger, hence I'm having a little trouble doing this line.

oh hey I'm feeling a lot better, I should get on to doing my line for the YouTube Reacts, huh?

Plus, all he did was rip a page out of an 80's comic book and frame it.

This is Kaitou Kid in a nutshell: http://t.co/eouUnoPSGd

If this is really true, then Adobe is finished. http://t.co/mSADj4jI25

I'm pretty sure the only person who doesn't give a shit about the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio has never won an Oscar is Leonardo DiCaprio.

Crazy to think that the infamous "SEGAAAAA" is from as early as 1983 actually: http://t.co/Hcazh6025r

I kinda don't want to watch the video and find it since it looks like shit, but holy shit.

No clue why it took me forever to start watching Game Center CX, since it's right up my alley, but here I am, finally getting around to it.

Tomorrow I will record my line for @tortoiseontour's YouTube Reacts. Looking forward to it, hopefully one of my takes will sound good.

Look at that, they cut away from the source material for the Andrew Garfield one and it's a great film. The F4 reboot I have hopes for too.