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محشش اشتغل حارس المسجد... طردوه من اول يوم لييش؟؟ اول ما يأذن يقفل الباب و يكتب مغلق للصلاة

Word Play - Farah Chamma - "How Must I Believe?" - The FLEX 2.0: http://t.co/d4JYojJWp9 via @youtube

Yeah chilling eating popcorn nd playing fifa ♫ Get Lucky (feat. Pharrell Williams) by @daftpunk — http://t.co/5AxOcEehGV

thats really funny i didnt get it from the begining #lool http://t.co/LiMzdecx30

The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist, the hole. But the realist sees the calories

قانون الملابس اللبس الغالي دايم هو اللي ينعدم وينقطع اللبس الرخيص لو تشقه بالسكين شققق يرجع يخيط نفسه ويقول لا عادي ماصار شي إلبسني!!

Bella #near the #window http://t.co/8FTGU8vNXt

Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same

Did you know "DIET" stands for: Did I Eat That? lol

You might feel worthless to one person, but you are priceless to another. Don’t ever forget your worth. Spend time with those who value you.

A thief is a creative artist. But a detective is nothing more but a critic."

العيش على نظام العادات و التقاليد يعني العيش فقط على حسب ما توصلت له أفكار الاخرين !

Got the bags packed, passport ready, holiday picked, all I need now is a winning lotto ticket.

Break-ups aren't always meant for make-ups, sometimes they're meant for wake-ups.

Good Things Come In Small Packages. No wonder short people are so awesome. xD

Women are like fruits, everyone has it unique colour, shape, aroma and taste. The problem is men. They love fruit salad.

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana... haha!

إذا فكرت في المتاعب أسرعت إليك المتاعب ، و إذا فكرت في الملذات أسرعت إليك الملذات ' سحر الإرادة يصنع كُل شيء"

Do not think about the past. Accept the Present. Think for the Future, and face tomorrow with a sweet and beautiful smile

Changing your looks and lifestyle to please someone is a waste of time because if they really love you they will accept you for you.

"عيش حياتك بروح الطفل اللي جواك و خلي الابتسامة حاجة مش مفرقاك

If a man meets a woman in a dangerous situation such as on a trembling bridge, he is more likely to fall in love with her.

If history repeats itself, I really want a pet dinosaur.

لو كان فريندز او أي مسلسل كوميدي أمريكي أخر يعرض على يوتيوب، لكتب السعوديين: ساااامج، والجمهور يسلكولهم بالضحك. أكيد دافعينلهم.

Dear chocolate commercials, no one eats chocolate in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.